Another word to delete from our vocabulary - hasbian

How long have you been wondering, as an adult: Am I (a modern male) dating a heterosexual female, a metrosexual female or am I dating a

hasbian

That's right: a former lesbian.

Can I get a vote on this, please?

Words to ban

Reading the New York magazine article on the downfall of John Edwards this morning I came across the next word I would like to submit for deletion from common parlance:

webisode

This amalgamation of web and episode is even worse than the creation - webinar - being web-based and seminar.

Just think twice the next time you want to see the latest webisode documenting the Jersey Shore, despairing housewives or failing bands.

Webisode indeed!!